Famous Quotes – Early Years (Edge & Christian)

“Big crazy ass sunglasses are my deal!”

“Can you even believe Commissioner Foley? What a gearbox!”
“Dude, you were so totally born today!” (to Edge on his birthday)
“Greetings to our fans in……where the hell are we?”
“Hardy Boyz, Boyz with a Z. Is that Z supposed to scare us or something?”
“Hey, don’t get hot, guys! There’s no shame in being SECOND BEST!” (Christian on the Hardy Boyz loss at Wrestlemania 16)
Lilian Garcia: “Edge and Christian, earlier tonight, you guys complained about food poisoning and the fact that you had to go home, but it looks like you two are feeling much better now.”
Christian: “Yeah, look, Lilian, we thought it was our nuts.”
“Hey, Jericho! Y-Tool-J!”
“I am the Parcheesi!” (mocking Triple H)
“I mean…Superbowls…Stanley Cup Finals…OJ…I mean, it SO doesn’t get any worse than Buffalo!”
“It must reek of awesomeness having the fightingest tag team champions out here, doesn’t it J.R.?” (Christian and Edge joining Jim Ross and Jerry “the King” Lawler at commentary)
“It’s great to be back in… a little help here?”
“It’s the home of the ROCHESTER…… well I don’t know what team plays here, or what sport they play, but I’m sure they’re pretty good.”
“It’s time for a bloodbath!”
“Kurt, relax, relax – we’ll go to Mick, we’ll tell him how good his book is, even though it reeks, we’ll give him some cotton candy, and we’ll have him eating out of the palm of our hands…and I mean literally.”
“Look up, look up.. ’cause you’re goin’ down!”
“Man, what is Kane? Some kinda Big…Red…Machine?”
“Matt Hardy as the European Champion? Please! That chumpstain? My grandmother is….Luxembourgian. I should be European champion!”
“Now, as we all know there were two types of Elvises. There was Fat Elvis… and Really Fat Elvis!”
“See the thing is… I know this guy, who knows a guy, who has a friend, who’s the cousin, of the editor of Tiger Beat! And I have a meeting with him, tonight!”
“Summerslam is going to be so totally chairilicious.”
“That word is Heinosity! Because that’s exactly what Mick Foley has done to us!” (Christian on the TLC match)
“This so totally scrapes the bowels of sucktitude.”
“Yeah, cake rocks the body that rocks the party.”
“Yep, he’s The Game, all right… if the game’s “Pin the Tail on the Two-Faced Reekazoid!” (Christian on Triple H)
“Your pain will be my pleasure.”
“Jeffrey, ‘YAOW!’ is right! Despite the fact it looks like someone took a huge dump on Jeff’s face, he’s actually captured the essence of actually not having a brain! How true to life is that?”
“Hey, hey… hey… hang on a second! How can you be thinking of moves when… when you can’t find your car?” (to Ashton Kutcher, who was plugging his movie “Dude, Where’s My Car” to Christian and Edge)
“I… I got it, I got it. Hold on a second here. You can’t find your car, you wrote a movie about it, and now you have-” (chuckles) “-no way of gettin’ to the premiere unless you find it!”
(Edge and Christian are at WWF New York, celebrating their seventh Tag Team Championship reign)
Christian: “And to celebrate, we’ve got seven sodas with seven little umbrellas – cause sodas rule!”
Edge: “Yeah, they do!”
Christian: “And we’ve got a cake with a picture of the most photogenic tag team in the history of the WWF on it!”
E&C: (simultaneously) “Us!”
“I wasn’t holding my ribs in pain. I was holding my ribs because I was laughing so hard about how much it didn’t hurt!” (after receiving a Gore! from Rhyno)

courtesy: various sources