Famous Quotes – Christian Cage

Christian Cage’s comments at his TNA debut at Genesis 2005 which detail his legitimate reason for coming to TNA:
Christian: “I can tell ya this much. I didn’t come here to see the same guy come out and say the same damn thing week after week after week.”
Mike Tenay: “For months and months and months.”
Christian: “And I didn’t come here to see a grown man dressed up like a doctor pulling things out of another man’s ass.”
Tenay: “A-MEN!”
Christian: “And you can be damned sure I didn’t come here because I got fired.”
Tenay: “He jumped!”
Christian: “Which brings me to another rumor that I want to address and put to bed right now, the rumor that I got lowballed in a contract offer. Well, that’s not true at all. Actually, I was offered a very hefty sum to stay exactly where I was. But the reason that I came to TNA is the same reason that each and everyone of you is in this arena right now! The same reason that everybody’s watching Genesis live on pay-per-view! And that reason is that I love wrestling!…I’m tired of egos and politics. I wanna see guys in this ring busting their asses! I wanna see wrestling reinvented. Like last night, I turn on Spike TV, I’m watching Impact – little plug for ya – and it reminded me or when I first broke onto the national wrestling scene eight years ago. There were two companies. One was old, stale, and lacking direction. The other one I was a part of. It was young, hungry, and cutting edge. Fast forward eight years to this very moment and there’s still two companies. One is old, boring, and lacking direction, and the other one is T.N.A.!”

“Which brings me to Jeff Jarrett. I’ve got two things to say to you. One: you should never wear white pants after Labor Day.”
“What can I do to look more like the World Heavyweight Champion? I know I sent you a wish list, and I know some of the things on this wish list were a little outdated, but please make a boy’s dream come true! Please tell me you got all my presents!” (to Santa Claus (Matt Bentley) and his little helper (Traci Brooks))
“Oh my God…white pants, just like Jeff Jarrett wears! Where did ya find these!? 1985!?”
“Now, if only I had a…a catchy slogan…a catchphrase, really, to connect with the people!”
” ‘Don’t Piss Me Off’…wow, that’s money!” (mocking Jeff Jarrett’s former catchphrase in the WWF)
“Look, Santa…now that the transformation’s just about complete, now that I look like a World Heavyweight Champion, I mean, I know that- that I’m really lacking talent, and I know that…that I can’t beat anybody on my own and everybody’s gonna be gunning for me, please tell me, I know you’re busy, please tell me you have something to help me, a little friend, anything!” (mocking Jeff Jarrett’s utilization of his giant army to retain his position as the World Heavyweight Champion)
(After putting on the Jeff Jarrett disguise)
Christian: “Is this what a World Heavyweight Champion is supposed to look like?”
Crowd: “NO!”
Christian: “Do I look like a complete jackass!?”
Crowd: “YEAH!”
“How ’bout you call my brother and ask if I can be trusted? Or how about you call Chris Jericho and ask if I can be trusted?… Actually, that’s not such a good idea.” (comically referencing his two major betrayals in WWE in response to a comment by Jeff Jarrett at Final Resolution 2006 saying that Sting can’t trust him)
“I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is you guys are making yourselves look like complete jackoffs. The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!”
“He’s taking in a movie tonight, the real life story of The Alpha Male and Jeff Jarrett. You’ve heard of it, right? Brokeback Mountain?” (Christian explaining why Sting is not here)
“In case you can’t hear ‘em, they’re saying that you suck!” (Christian’s response to Jarrett’s interrupting the promo in which he said the preceding quote above. Coincidently, this quote was almost verbatim the same thing that Edge said to Kurt Angle on Raw earlier the same week on which this aired)
“Let me ask you a little geography question. What’s the capital of Thailand…? Bangkok!” (Christian talking to the Alpha Male just before low blowing him with the microphone)
“I’ve kicked more ass accidentally than most people have on purpose!”
“For what you did to my wife, for the way that you embarrassed her, for the way that you embarrassed me, in six sides of unforgiving steel at Lockdown; are you prepared to die? Because I am!” (to Abyss before Lockdown)
“Please tell me you didn’t just call me Jeff Jarrett. You didn’t just call me Jeff Jarrett! Am I wearing white pants? Do I look like a complete ass to you?” (Christian’s reply to Sting calling him “Jeff Jarrett”)

courtesy: various sources