Famous Quotes – Captain Charisma

“Who ordered the pizza with extra PEEP!-a-roonie? Hit the music!” (right before performing his version of the Spin-a-roonie as the Intercontinental Champion)

Chris Jericho: “It’s time to give these ladies a dose of ‘Vitamin C’!”
Christian: “Yeah! My name starts with a C, too!”
“Canada… In the house!” (during John Cena’s first RAW, cutting in on Jericho’s Highlight Reel)
“‘Cause I’m Captain Charisma!”
“Because that’s how I roll.” (his Captain Charisma catchphrase, in both WWE and TNA)
“Chris, it’s called tough love!” (explaining his reasons for “injuring” Trish Stratus prior to WrestleMania XX)
“Get ready, ’cause the Capt’n is about to make it happen!”
“I’m Captain Charisma, damn it!”
“I’m Captain Charisma! I’m, uh–I’m Captain Charisma!”
“I’m Captain Charisma, you silly bastard!”
“My heart beats for my peeps.”
“It’s like this…”
(During Unforgiven 2004, Christian and Trish Stratus argue about who will be accompanied by Tomko to the ring)
Trish Stratus: “You know what? I’m the one who has a title to defend tonight, okay? Plus, apparently, I have a lunatic mystery woman I have to worry about jumping me from behind.”
Christian: “Believe me. It won’t be the first time someone got you from behind.”
Trish Stratus: (scoffing) “And what is that supposed to mean?”
Christian: “What do you…what do you think it means?”
“She is a slut.” (after Trish takes Tomko away from him for the night)
“My peeps are gonna be rioting in the streets if you don’t do the right thing, and take this Intercontinental Championship, and hand it over to none other than Captain Charisma himself, ME! Christian!” (to Eric Bischoff, after Bischoff stripped Edge of the Intercontinental Title due to injury. This was Christian’s first statement since returning from a back injury of his own, as well as his first reference to himself as Captain Charisma)
“And as for all my…my Japanese peeps, or as I like to call them, my Jeeps, they’re very loyal. Very loyal.”
“That wasn’t a CQ. That wasn’t a Christian Question. Why the hell do you wanna know about Randy Orton?”
Christian: “A- Hey! Shut up! A: he’s not a Legend Killer, because he’s never beaten me. B: he does this alot.” (imitate Randy Orton’s glory pose while Tomko laughs) “And C: judging from the last couple weeks, he’s one head shot away from the end of his career. Write that down.”
Stacy Keibler: “And…and, don’t forget to write down D: he could totally kick Christian’s butt.”
Christian: “Stop writing now. Stacy…you want a scoop? You want a real scoop? – When you see Randy later, you tell him if he’s got any… shadako, to meet me in the ring later tonight. You go tell him that.”
Stacy Keibler: “No problem.” (leaves)
Tomko: “You’re challenging Orton to a match tonight?”
Christian: “No. I’m not. You are.”
During the WrestleMania 21 Basic Instict trailer:
Chris Jericho: “You ever engage in any… mixed tag activity?
Stacy Keibler: “Exactly what did you have in mind, detective?”
Chris Benoit: “What about… hardcore activity?”
Stacy Keibler: “Depends on what you like.”
Christian: “How ’bout sadomasochistic activity?”
Chris Benoit and Jericho look at him weird.
Christian: (smugly) “Just asking.”
Later on…
Stacy Keibler: “So, do you boys… have any other questions?”
Chris Jericho: (after a brief pause) “No.”
Chris Benoit: (after a brief pause) “I’m good.”
Christian: (after straightening his tie) “I love you.”
“On RAW, you’ve got Batista with muscles to spare, but he’s got charisma, like Tomko’s got hair. You got Triple H and Ric Flair, their legend still grows: 26 titles between them, and the world’s biggest nose. Have you heard the one about JBL, you know the rich guy on SmackDown!? Well I hear his taxes are still soaring, but he’s no Wrestling God, just a God of Boring. Seems to me I’m forgetting somebody…who am I forgetting? Oh yeah, he’s the guy that inspired this little rap, the WWE Champion John Cena. Well, I got a little something for him. You wanna hear it? Well, it goes a little something like this. Hey Cena, you think I’m jealous of your fortune and fame. Well, you talk like Snoop Dogg, but you look like Corey Haim. So after the draft, whether it’s RAW or SmackDown!, JR or Michael Cole, I will be champion, because THAT’S HOW I ROLL!” (Christian’s “freestyle rap” from Backlash 2005)
“This is for all my peeps out there!”
“To all my peeps and all you fools, say it loud and say it proud, Christian rules!”
“What’s with all this hostility? Why don’t you just…why don’t you just tone it down a little bit? I don’t want you to- to strain your voice box and miss another six months of action. You see, I don’t like this any more than you do, but since we are teaming together again, you might wanna jot down a few notes. Because the last time Captain Charisma-” (thumps chest three times) “-was in a major tag team match on RAW, I pinned the guy that cost you a shot at the World Title. You might’ve heard of him. Shawn, Michaels? So as far as I’m concerned, you either follow my lead, or get the hell out of my way. That’s how I roll.” (talking back to Edge during their reunion interview on November 15th, 2004)
“Why do I guarantee victory? ‘Cause I’m Captain Charisma…Bitch.” (Christian guaranteeing a win against Batista)
“Yo, Tomko! Gimme a beat!”
“My name is Christian, the king of crunk. I’ll take ya school Cena, and you’re gonna flunk. I’m Captain Charisma.. I’m Captain Charisma, reedem and weeps. I’ll throw ya out – for all my peeps! And just like…just like Dracula comes from Transylvania, I’m winnin’ the Rumble and going on to WrestleMania!” (Christian rapping to Cena, Royal Rumble 2005)
“You know, this is starting to wear a little thin Austin … I mean, every month now is just the same. You come off with some wise cracks, I come off with better ones and make you look a fool. It’s all very same‘ish now…kinda boring, y’ know.”
“Y’know, I expected a little bit more from my Christian Coalition in New York City…!”
“But let me ask you question: did Hulk Hogan beat Chris Benoit last Monday Night on Raw like Captain Charimsa?”
“But let me put it to ya like this- I ain’t mad at cha. I’m gonna… I’m not gonna come out there and swing on you people like I’m Gary Sheffield!”
During a promo in pre-draft 2005 where Mr. McMahon interrupts Christian:
Mr. McMahon: “One thing I can’t stand is someone who comes out here and all they do is talk, talk, talk, yet they don’t say a damn thing! You have any idea why I chose this moment to make my first personal appearance since the Royal Rumble?”
Christian: “Yeah. Yeah, I got a pretty good idea. It’s because you wanted to come out here and congratulate me on my big win against Chris Benoit last week on Raw!”
“And I think my peeps will tell you that if I was taken with the first pick in the draft to Smackdown and I were to face, maybe say…John Cena…” (pause) “…well, I don’t like to brag, but…I would kick Marky Mark’s ass and take his WWE Title cause that’s how I roll!”
“Take a note, America! This is the response that you give to a Superstar like me!” (referring to the cheers he was getting during his last RAW in Canada)
“They’ve got a rapping, hip hop poser champion who couldn’t kick my ass if he made me listen to his entire lame ass CD…” (Christian dissing then-Smackdown WWE Champion John Cena during a promo on RAW in the midst of the 2005 brand extension)
“So, either I stay here on RAW, or SmackDown! will be getting an injection of the 3 Cs: Charisma, Canada, and Christian!”

courtesy: various sources